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We need this Zombie back!

On the night of September 6th, 2011, the Kingwood Asylum Zombies invaded Cleveland, TX. The quiet town of Cleveland, is now under martial law. Quarantined from outside towns and citizens, Cleveland has become the dark side of the moon overnight.

The Kingwood Asylum staff is currently in custody for reckless endangerment as well as involuntary man slaughter. Shayne Torrans, an orderly of the Kingwood Asylum had this to say, “Man, I just turned around and they were gone. We lock them up every night before shuffleboard and I know that I locked the gate! I can’t figure out how this happened.” Sadly, the story doesn’t add up. Investigators found the cell locks neatly hanging in the storeroom.

Kirk Fuson, a former patient of the Kingwood Asylum had this to say about the escape, “I ain’t no snitch,.. but I betcha it was Sylvia Wynters doing. That nut job has the run of the asylum and is pure twisted evil. Hell, I still take 500mg of Klonopin to dull my nightmares. I ain’t had a good nights sleep in years. That place is the devils work and Sylvia is the beast master man!”

Fearing the worst, officials have asked the press not to release photographs of the aftermath. If you have family or friends in Cleveland, please do not try to contact them. The military has stated that it will release Cleveland from martial law once the clean up is finalized.

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